The X-Books Bar & Grill

We welcome all of you to the X-books bar and grill
We're glad your all here because it's a real thrill
Wolverine and Hulk are fighting in the ring
Dazzeler and Lila both begin to sing,
the band picks up the music and Banshee starts to wail
Storm holds her ears with pain and pelts them all with hail
Blob is playing drums and toad is on the sax
They gather 'round the bar because they heard they're serving snacks
Vanisher is here and he is tending bar
The grill is run by Pyro and by Firestar
People watch you step their are lobsters on the floor
They are forming an army and their marching out the door
Stop the dinosaurs for goodness sake!
They are eating the people at the funeral and wake
Sinister is at the wake and he might be trouble
The coffins are under ground yet he has a shovel
Archangel and Sauron, both of them take flight
We hope the bar room brawl will not become a full scale fight
Apocalypse and Magneto, both are very drunk
Hepzibah looks just like a humanoid skunk
Gambit's playing poker and he's dealing charged cards,
hoping to blast Quicksilver into burning shards
Scarlet Witch is randomly casting bolts of hex,
but this is how it is at the bar and grill of X.