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Lookin fer luv

This is thread that was started by a lonely guy named Danny. He did not know what he would start. I am not sure of all the names who contributed, but here are the ads that came about. See if you can place the names.

Ladies? Looks like a winner to me...

OK, back on Topic:

What would X-personal ads look like ? You get 25 words to describe your favorite X-person...

SWM, near 30, PhD, looking for intellectual and emotional equal. You have tremendous tolerance for all people. Me: compassionate, witty, friendly. Oh yeah, I'm blue.

SF, young, attractive, exotic. Loves animals, esp. horses. I can make your fondest desires a reality. Long legs, dark hair, killer smile.

WWF, Scottish, looking for someone to chat with. Interests: genetics, experiments, bad coffee. No singing-in-shower types, please.

SM, 25 or so, tall, handsome, killer eyes, seeks fiery redhead for friendship, possible relationship.

SM, 20s, devillish charm. I enjoy hanging around, and can take you places you've never been. I'm blue, but you could cheer me up! note: would love to show you my sword sometime.

SWM, 100s, widower. If you know someone related to Scott Summers then you might be the woman I'm looking for. Must be willing to work long hours on genetic experiments and Summers family trees.

SWM, 40s, balding. I'm expecting you.

SWM, early 20s, brown/brown. Looking for girl to warm up to. Must enjoy ice-skating, skiing, snowball fights, hockey. No pyrokinetics, please.

SWM, 19, brown/brown. New in town, would like to see the sights. Interested in any or all, but those prone to kidnapping or fond of genetic manipulation need not apply.

SWM, twentysomething, own best friends, ISO F(s). Twins or triplets a bonus. Must be good at multiplication. High humor tolerance a must.

Me: SWF, Green/Green, magnetic personality. Very attractive. You: SM, energetic, fun-loving. No brainwashed, please.

MWM, younger than I look, ISO F for quick relationship. Must be able to keep up with fast-paced schedule.

SF, Scottish, a real animal. I've been hurt before. You must be kind, gentle soul. No cat lovers, please. Must not be allergic to hair.

SWM, powerful leader in my field. Tired of living in brother's shadow. No redheads, please.

Me: SWM, rich, strong regular kind of guy. You: SF, willing to put up with my little aches and pains. Masseusse a definite bonus.

SBM, 4000. Tall, stocky and muscular. Enjoy hibernating and making plans for global conquest. Looking for a special someone to share eternity with. Must be in good _fitness_.

SWM, 20ish, but I'm older than I look. People tell me I have a magnetic personality, though I don't really remember. Looking for a lady I can get close to, who can help me find what I'm missing. Hair fans a *must*.

DWF, dark-haired and pale, always in fashion. Searching for someone to take me to Sex Pistols concerts, Harrison Ford movies. You just might be the lucky guy...

Single teenage female, explosive type. Not a bad girl, really -- just drawn that way. Looking for fun -- but no games.

SWM, late twenties, I can't believe I'm fucking doing this, smokers never get anywhere with these bloody things anyway. Hell with it.

SWM 6 (but has been older). Prefers strawberry blondes with pigtails, or redheads with tattoos. Responds favoribly to endearments such as 'poopie-head'. Not interesested in older bald headed men.

WidowedWM, 40s, part machine but all man! Sinatra fan seeks adventurous woman to join him in gunfights, bubble baths and 'future' endeavors.

SWM, early 20s, TV buff who loves to fight. My ideal partner must be willing to fight, have long dark hair, of Latin descent and able to create vibratory shockwaves.

SWM, 30s, mercenary looking for fun-loving woman who likes snappy patter and gunplay and appreciates a man without a pretty face (or a face at all, really...)

Morlock seeks pretty-girl to stay with him forever. Please no walking out of wedding.

SWF 19. Tall, busty red head, some tattos, seeks significant other. Must not be afraid of Cosmic Power, mood swings and time travel. No Summers, no freaks, ability to tie own shoes prefered.

SPM: cute little guy, likes barbecues. If you're looking for the knight in shining armor type, you're way off. No smokers.

DWM, Over 40, seeks woman for companionship, world conquest, and cheap sex. Redheads preferred; no blondes. Must like Yul Brynner and/or Patrick Stewart.

ABC, Over 40, height varies, eyes varies, skin varies, sex varies, ex goverment agent, and 'ahem' rights campaigner, seeks man or woman for general companionship or to act as anchor to prevent me from going looney. Men/women with feral nature are advised not to respond unless they want to get shot.

DDD, over 1000, single, and purple, has green skined foster daughter, wants lady/consort to stand by me as i conquer the universe, and give it up. those willing to sacrifice themselves are preferably.. i.e. must not mind me flirting with female skeletons.
{okay so he's not an x-character}

SWF, 20's Likes mercs, snappy comebacks, Looking for a man who likes drafty, old, dimension-hopping, elf-infested castles, red-hair. Earplugs advised.

SWM, 20's looking for anyone who can tolerate my recent angst-ridden soliloquies about my confusing past, must be a TV fan- Mojo need not apply.

SWM, 20's looking for a REALLY good shrink. 2 arms only please.