I have re-configured new information last on via VocRecogSys.
-Do you enjoy Biology?
-Do you wonder about genes?
-Are you an amataur geneticist?
-Do you want to create your own life forms?
-Do you want to MAKE MUTANTS FAST?
If the answer to any of these questions is 'YES' then this is FOR YOU! If you would like to create your own supply of infinites, this is FOR YOU! If you want to battle Mr. Sinister on his own turf, read this message.
Yes, it is possible for you to become a mad-scientist, concerned citizen, or just like playing with your genes, you can get all the raw material you ever need. All you have to do is send a blood, skin, hair, or sperm sample (if you're a lady, eggs are permissiable, but harder to get to) to the people on the list below. After you do so just add your name to the bottom of the list and mail this notice to all your friends.
It's free, you can have all the genetic material that you will ever need! As an added bonus, you might get a mutant sample! Several mutants don't know what they are, it's pot luck, but what a find! To determine if you have a mutant sample you will need a Genetic Scanner*. If you want to make mutants, and not just clone your friends, you can irradiate the samples with cosmic, gamma, or radio waves*. Then all you have to do is toss the sample into the growth bath* of nucleic acids, and PRESTO! you have a living being. As if this wasn't enough, you can set your creations against eachother, and let the fittest survive (tm Pokky). Then you can take the fittest and clone it*. You will have your own army of infinites!
If you prefer the secretive method, you could create a gentic virus* and inject it into your favorite test subjects. This method takes longer* but the final creations would be more stable.
If you are interested simply take a genetic sample of your preference (no cheating and sending us samples of your dog, we can tell), and you to can join the elite group of annoying plot devices ((??)) top research scientists. Just send them to the addresses below:
milbury@marvel.what.powers.com
pokky@way.way.over.powered.com
ensaba@nur.himalayas.com
gideon@cool.power.what.personality.com
calvin@daily.comics.com
hobbes@daily.comics.com
muffin@sadly.underused.character.com
ricochet@we.thought.you.were.up.to.something.now.we.know.com
damask@who.cares.who.she.is.com
pinky@animanic.com
mojo@now.i.dont.have.to.kidnap.people.com
idiot@aol.com
redskull@i.mastermind.everything.com
doom@latveria.com
merlin@im.just.biding.my.time.while.manipulating.behind.the.scenes.com
madthinker@hi.fabian.com
______________________(your address here)
*available from Milbury enterprises
Genetic Scanner $500
Irradiator
(cosmic) $1,000
(gamma) $1,500
(delta) $1,000,000
(radio) $50
(other) Call for specifications and prices
Growth vat $50
Growth tube
(opaque) $100
(translucent) $200
(transparent) $300
Nucleic acid solution
(unleaded) $10.10(99)/gallon
(premium) $13.10(99)/gallon
(super-premium) $15.10(99)/gallon
Cloning machine
(hi-yield) $5,000
(madrox) $200 (if available)
(xerox) $7,000
Genetic virus casings
(Stryfe model) $200/gross (+ $5,000 for S+H from future)
(spider model) $200/gross
(pokky model) $100/gross
Immortality
(Eternal) $1,000,000
(External) $100,000
(pokky) varies per order, call for prices
(Sinister) $50,000
(Special+)
+The special immortality consists of allowing you to die, but twists events so you are rejuvinated later in the plot ((??)) scheme. Prices vary depending upon desired length of death.
Jean Grey $100,000
Ramsey $50,000
Magik $5,000
Order through Milbury Enterprises: orders@milbury.sinister.essex.com
"Yes, you CAN put a price on life"
Hmmph, now we know Sinister's agenda, don't we?