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Grey Squirrels are plotting to take over the world, and not enough people are aware of the threat.
Nate Grey Squirrels. Armed with overdeveloped TK and underdeveloped common sense. Should we run, or try to confuse them?
Jean Grey Squirrels. Which would of course be Red Squirrels. Red Grey Squirrels. or something. er... Stripey, perhaps?
Those are Rogue Squirrels.
How about Razor-winged Flying Squirrels?
And this is all Andy Grant stuff, he gets excitable at times:
The Uncanny X-Squirrels! I can see it now!
Charlie-Squirrel. Can telepathically locate Harvest Crunch Bars.
Cyclops-Squirrel. Can sit at the top of the tree and mope.
Storm-Squirrel. Makes it rain on Cyclops-Squirrel, just for a laugh.
Joeneto-Squirrel. Uses his magnetic powers to locate nuts. and bolts.
Majik-Squirrel. Fell out of the tree and died.
Lobster-Squirrel. Pushed Majik-Squirrel.
Ice-Squirrel. Exiled for being a bit crap.
Dark-Squirrel. Too horrible to contemplate.
The Squirrel-fire Club. Bunch of Squirrels who won't let anyone else touch their nuts.
Mr Squirrelstir. Enigmatic British Squirrel.
Krakoa the Living Tree. Chopped down during the team's formation.