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Subject: BoSPMwaA GOALS

    The BoSPMwaA will be doing two things . . . (really ... try it)
  1. As a public service project finding a cure for the dreaded curse of Usenet- Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and eyestrain. As a current wearer of wrist braces and in need of stronger glasses, this is a quest, I the Cascade Queen will take charge of personally. It's of a far greater impact then the diseases like Legacy, which only strike lame characters. Or strike character's lame.
  2. We are also considering finding a cure to the common cold but may not be able to given it's mutant power to mutate.
  3. Coming up with an explaination of why they won't show Mens Field Hocky on american television.
  4. We are to do everything in our power to ensure the simultanious death's of Alanis Morrisiette and Candra.
Jessica Murray
-"Make Peter David God" campaign
Enforcer Black Addder
-Aside from me taking out traitors and the like I feel kinda like I'm drifting on the sea without an oar
-Deify John Romita Jr.
PADvocate
-Ooh, ooh! I have a suggestion! Can we mailbomb people who post Get Rich Quick messages on the group? That's a public service if I've ever heard of one!
From Calpyso to Boomstick:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go to the New Mutants Memorial Bar and Grill and procure dinner for the entire BoSPMwaA. I want a double cheeseburger and a Cherry Coca-Cola.
Evil Saint
-The best thing to do is to take their address, and order things COD from just about every catalogue you can get your hands on. Or order them large pizzas. Or take their emails and find all the web pages that will send you business bulk/junk email, and flood them in -that- way. :D
Oh-- another good one-- write to the post office at that zip code, circling the name and address of the person who is listed. Then, send a copy to the IRS. Heh heh heh...
Calypso
-"The BoSPMwaA isn't expendable. Especially the crazy ones. If we sent all the crazy members on suicide missions, there'd be nobody left."
Monty
If we choose a direction such as subterfuge or strike team others may want to choose the other way. We don't want to split the group into the indescribable BoSPMwaA and the uncertain BoSPMwaA do we? I say the best direction for us to go in is a random one.