Medical Health Benefits

to be supplements by Essex Inc, possibly (pending litigation)
Our motto: "Yes, you CAN put a price on life."

Our Dental Plan consists entirely of Adamantium Dental Bonding at the moment, and it would be foolish not to do all teeth at once.

Calypso here, to tell you about the latest addition to the BoSPMwaA Health Plan. My mother, Apocalypse, in her spare time, discovered a cure for the Legacy Virus. It turns out that her old family recipe for chicken soup wipes that nasty viroid right out.

Pending some legal contracts being drawn up at this moment-
Discounts at bars and resturaunts such as the New Mutants Memorial Bar and Grill, Bar Sinister, McLeans (home of the worst food), Retcon Burgers, ect. Discounts when attending the RACMU stadium and an ongoing special on angst. Also, a Blevins Pheasant Roadkill on the menu at one of the diners.

Some common questions:

Q: Who's the policy through? Essex Incorportated? How about the deductable? And can I choose my own doctor, or is one choosen for me 'cause of my genetic structure?

A: Well, I'd have to ask Mindset about Essex Inc.; she's our liason to the CEO. With the Essex plan there is no deductable, but only if you leave a tissue sample for the files, and while you're guaranteed to recover, you might die and return as a clone. In this plan, you can choose your own doctor as long as his name is either Essex or Milbury. With our current plan, however you are treated by a combination of the finest Shi'ar medical techology and, if necessary, duplicates of Apocalypse's resurrection chambers. There are, however, rarely any doctors involved in this, because the eqipment is all automated. However, we are working on recruiting a Neon Nurse.

Q:What I really want to know is what kind of pension plan you have.

A:Pension plan? Well, since you can either be cloned or resurrected into youthful forms indefinitely, we hadn't thought of it. Um, we give you a new young body and send you on your way?

Q:But what if I want to retire in my nice youthful body and live the good life. I do need income for that. How can you expect people to give the best years of their multiple lives to you if you can't provide for them when they go all nuts and sit around boozing and playing Mac Daddy with the oppo. sex?

For the good mornings, teas-Earl Grey and Jasmine. For the bad mornings coffee- Columbian. For the BAD mornings- Louisiana-French coffee.