Membership Roll

NAME: Calypso

CODENAME: Calypso
POWERS: The ability to produce Caribbean Folk Music at all times, even in her sleep; the ability to find hidden subtexts; to my powers, _Neon Hearts_ screams out to me, "I am Mutant, hear me Angst!";->
DUTIES: former Leader

NAME: Jessica Murray

CODENAME: Jessica Murray
POWERS:
DUTIES: Present Leader, Power Broker, Recruiting, Geographer, Information Officer and Psych-Pharm Officer for the BoSPMwaA; Lord High Everything of the BoSPMwaA Home and Office Goddess, Chair-being, Wild Theories Department

NAME: Joshua Jarvis

CODENAME: Monty, a.k.a. Blue Shark (see histories)
POWERS: Any affect as long as it wastes time. My powers get twisted so an affect that wastes time in one case will not do anything useful in a event where it should be useful. For example, if I jump to conclusions to waste time it's OK. If I jump to conclusions so I can see the outcome of a battle so I can change it then I don't see anything that would be useful.

TIPS FOR BoSPMwaA: Just type your name and humorous powers and a BoSPMwaA member will give you a code name. (Or ADDer will impale you with a sharp object, it appears to be a hobby of his.) Us BoSPMwaA members just can't resist giving out code names but will accept any that you already call yourself.

DUTIES: Aid to food services

NAME: Boomstick

CODENAME: Brother Lord high Boomstick (reluctant) caterer supreme of the BoSPMwaA, the first
POWERS: Can levitate imaginary objects; Can walk on water when frozen; Can shoot flames from hands (provided keyboard is underneath them)( IF ANY OF THESE AWESOME POWERS FAIL ME IN BATTLE I HAPPEN TO CARRY A GNARLY DOUBLE BARRELED SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN; revealed in recent retcon that I have the power to lie
DUTIES: Former Caterer Supreme, now Substitute Leader with Calypso, when Jessicalypso is not here.

NAME: Jonathan "Tick" Maske

CODENAME: PADvocate
POWERS: Inability to be stunned by the worst television has to offer (proven by watching episodes (plural) of Bananas in Pajamas and the TV movie Strays); the ability to raise carnivorous goldfish; arranging items in rooms so it just *looks* like a hodgepodge mess, but it's really an intricate storage system; instant quotation of PAD-Factor issues, issues 1-10 of The Tick, and the movie Evil Dead 2; impersonation of Shaggy from Scooby Doo; and a metabolism so powerful, I can eat whatever I want, and not gain any weight (currently at 125 lb.); to preach the virtues of the greatest writer ever to take the reigns of the X-Book's fallen angel, X-FACTOR. And have keen powers of observation for the obvious
DUTIES: To pick up the mail of Calypso (Mailstockroomboy)

NAME: Andrew D. Devenney

CODENAME: Enforcer "Black" ADDer, the man formerly known as the enabler!!!!
POWERS: I have a tendency to spend way too much time in my own little make-believe worlds. I make the fastest and most accurate sub at work no matter what the idiot customer orders (I work at Subway). I read incessantly, mainly books about history and the like which makes other people ask if I'm reading them for pleasure or for school. I can continually flip just about anything from the size of a pencil up to a large remote control in the air and catch it repeatedly without dropping it or losing control (which means I have good hands--playing ball does that ⟨g⟩).

Boomstick notes about the sub: The bread would dissolve away and there we would be clutching onto floating bits of tomato and onion.

DUTIES: Enforcement Squad: To go spike our enemies head with pens

NAME: Brian P. Hudson

CODENAME: Labrys, a.k.a. Razzler
POWERS: The ability to sing *all* the lines to Les Miserables (poorly and out of pitch, but lyrical dead on), the power to hurl many vast and bottomless insults at Tricky Dick Ashford, the power to expound at length about the virtues of Warren Ellis, and the amazing knack for droning on for hours about LABRYS (Black ADDer will vouch for this one); the power to be hopeless devoted to my fiancée.
DUTIES: Welcome Wagon detail

NAME: de Designer (a.k.a. Engineer)

CODENAME: Scotty Laforged
POWERS: To manipulate minds and memories into plausible, scientific x-possibilities. And allowing my alter-ego do stunts for Power Rangers(w/o my approval!!); other alter-egos move through different non-related classes, bother unknown professors, and act to act in various pieces; to be "there" and "here" as well; write personal poetry that no woman whom it is written for knows that I wrote it for them; friend of the Thesaurus and quoter of those who quote, "Don't quote me or I'll kill you!"
DUTIES: Info Officer, Welcome Wagon detail (hah hah Boomstick ;P ) I'll be here waaaay after everyone left.

NAME: Elisabeth Celeste

CODENAME: Cascade Queen
POWERS: My toes are perfect, with the largest one being big one. But, I do have this really nifty scar the size of a quarter on the top of my right foot. And it's almost totally round; I also have the mutant ability to create excellent guacamole; I never have to snip, as my newsreader loves me. I am a priestess of the newsreader god(dess); I am the only American woman who doesn't like cheesecake. I also tend to avoid chicken. And I can never decide what I want to eat in a restaurant. Ever. I'm terminally indecisive.

NAME: Brucha S. Meyers

CODENAME: Mindset
POWERS: An inability to forget trivia, particularly song lyrics ... well, I'm not just sympathetic, more than empathetic.. I'm simpatico. (Or just plain "pathetic", if you like.) Oh, yes, I can get into the mindset of anyone and be totally engulfed by their personality and pain. I only empathize with people with good qualities, however buried. Or if they're psychotic, I can at least figure out how their psychosis works. But psychotic morons like a certain person who shall remain nameless (but his initials are RM)... well, they just make me sick. Killfiles, people, killfiles!

NAME:? In the interest of the survival of the Universe I can never reveal my real name. This is due to the fact that if my real name is said or typed the Universe will most certainly explode.

CODENAME: Angel of Death
POWERS: Basically omnipotence. I can do anything I want. (Except I still throw up if I am forced to read an issue of X-Man of X-Factor) My goals: As you can see from my quote below my only goal is to purify the world by destroying things that I don't like. For instance the TV show Jag, the flawless version of Windows 95, JFK and the Oozamadoozie tribe.

NAME: Neon Nurse

CODENAME: Mom Woman!
POWERS: Psychic eyes in back of head to see what people are really doing when they say 'Nooothiiing....'; Mere threat of 'Behold my mighty hand on your rear end!' enough to subdue most adversaries; Can throw flaming chocolate chip cookies that explode to reveal whether target is wearing clean underpants (if not, causes target to die of embarrassment); Always right.

NAME:?

CODENAME: ?
POWERS: original BoSPMwaA, Kielle@aol.com.

NAME: Vermilion

CODENAME: Vermilion
POWERS: My latent mental powers to know what you were up to and slugged your connection; I hate acronyms.... My mutant vulnerability
DUTIES: Enforcement Squad: Uses his skills as a human veg-o-matic

NAME: Kelly Paul Graham

CODENAME: Bug
POWERS: Possessed of the ability to, with concentration, erase my presence mentally from other people. With greater concentration, I can fit into ridiculously small areas and stay there for extended lengths of time.
I can mentally blank any presence of me out your mind. I can hide anywhere you are. And you'll only see me when I want you to. Which is usually after I've checked you in at the Hotel California.

Yes- things will start to be misplaced, and written appointments vanish. And you'll never know where. And that's for starters!

DUTIES: Self-appointed intelligence/sabotage agent

NAME: Mike, Avatar of the Indifferent One

CODENAME: Bruce (a.k.a. the Metaalphacodexensisprojectori Maximus
POWERS: I am able to use gigantic and superfluous words in an overflowing manner, often becoming quite circumloquacious in the process. I am also capable of surviving great feats of endurance, being infamously known for viewing and even, on occasion, enjoying the most terribly pitiful action movies ever made (I have even managed, with a supreme and gargantuan effort of will, managed to survive Sudden Death). Finally, I am able to fire projectiles out of my nose at an alarming rate.
DUTIES: Enforcement Squad

NAME: Warren Ellis

CODENAME: ?
POWERS: ?
DUTIES: To smoke with us and let us chat with Pete Wisdom.

NAME: The Orphis Sihnesi

CODENAME: Magus/Patch Doran
POWERS: The unearthly ability to enjoy Blevins' New mutant issues; Can tie cherry stem in knot with tongue Um.. latent psionic, pyrotechnic, telekinetic, elemental, and healing factor powers that should be kicking in any issue now.
DUTIES: Liason to the ultra-secret Orphic Sihnesi and to bring to light the threat of the Macadam, but no more on that for a few story arcs.
HISTORY: see histories

NAME: Scott Lobdell

CODENAME: Kid York
POWERS: The ability to be the best he can at what he does: Retroactive Continuity (Please don't hate me Mr. Lobdell . . . you know . . . hah hah stuff?)
DUTIES: Thoroughly frustrating the members of RACM-X

NAME: Theresa C. Garvin, aka Terry

CODENAME: Honkers
POWERS: The mutant who sounds like a Claksin horn whenever you squeeze her brea.... You get the idea... :-)
DUTIES: (Take a guess ;D )

NAME: Jason Bourgeois

CODENAME: The Foenix
POWERS: My powers are to never spell my name correctly and create some of the strangest ideas known to man. And woman. And natives of Ludlow Vermont. Brother Monty noted new plans with respect to conquering land with the new brother:

Yes as a New Hampshire resident I say kicking Vermonter butt is of the utmost importance. After that we conquer Massachusetts and Maine. Why not finish off this conquering spree with the rest of new england. I'm sure no one would notice if we conquer Connecticat and Rhode Island.

NAME: Leaftop

CODENAME: Leaftop
POWERS: To APPEAR to look intelligent while reading and/or pondering scripts writen (including posts and emails); seemingly coming up with a wonderful and brilliant reply, and yet losing all that information, and completely babbling instead when the results are done. (I have been known as the Disfunctional Hank "Beast" McCoy).

NAME:?

CODENAME: Tomcat
POWERS: He is the uncanny ability to absorb and rechannel all kinds of luck. Unfortunately, I have yet to master the art of inflicting bad luck onto my enemies, and keeping good luck for myself. My mutancy is a complete shambles, so I usually just wing it and see what happens. If I were organised I'd be dangerous. I like to be petted.

NAME: Bishop

CODENAME: Fruitopia
POWERS: I can twist my head and make a sonic SNAP like that of a Fruitopia bottle opening.
Other minor powers: I'm not a Summers!, I don't hate Scott Lobdell and I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
ARCHENEMY: Snapple!!!

NAME: Alicia

CODENAME: Whiskey
POWERS: Yes, I have multiple personalities, too, but only Whiskey has the mutant power. (Shut up, Whiskey. Quit bragging.)
She can cure hangovers or give you one from HELL. She can change your biochemistry into the various stages of drunkenness

NAME: Siouxper

CODENAME: Super/Souper
POWERS: My power is the mutant ability to turn things blue.

NAME: David

CODENAME: Strax!
POWERS: cursed from birth* with the ability to talk constantly and make no sense whatsoever. It comes in very handy at work:)

NAME:Sarah Ran (stuff the running jokes)

CODENAME: Chaya {ki-ya}
POWERS: To mute an annoying sibling. Unfortunately it doesn't work on my younger sister.

NAME: LAR

CODENAME: Eggman
POWERS: My mutant ability: I have the power to detect mutants who have the mutant detecting ability of being able to detect mutants who have the mutant detecting ability to detect mutants with this power.
This means I detect myself mostly, and I am constantly unnerved by my own presence.

NAME: Tyler4

CODENAME: My name is SQUASH MAN!
POWERS: I have the "uncanny" ability to issue forth meter after meter of fibrous material that resembles the inside of a spaghetti squash. (I'm hoping this qualifies as useless because I certainly can't think of a use for it, hehe)

My goal is to become the BoSPM appetizer master and general all around food guy.