Membership Rules

Well, we only have the one admissions rule: "NO TROLLS!"
Go watch 10 straight hours of Python and *then* come join the group. Trust me.

Yes, please do, we can all get together and blither in unison.
"SPAM SPAM SPAM diddley SPAM SPAM SPAM"
"#3 the larch"
"You must find us a shrubbery!"
"And the number of the counting shall be three..."
"You don't need to follow me, you're all individuals'
"YES, WE'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS"
"yeah, well I'm not"
"SHUT UP"
"And always look on the bright side of life (insert whistleing here)"

Definition of Mutant: A whole slew of the founding members of the original Brotherhood were mutants by virtue of having second toes longer than their big toes. (Incidentally, they were our analog of the Summers family. One of them was called English Major: she was from a dark future where she was forced to hunt down people who used bad grammar. She was the daughter of the Snide Procrastinator (who later became the Celestial Madonna) and our Scott-analog.)

The BoSPMwaA accepts members of all faiths. Our recruiting officer was briefly the self-professed Liturgical Dance Instructor to the Church of X-Books. As for special positions within the Church, I don't believe we have any formal contact with them at the moment

FireArms Protocols

As mutants (even Slightly Peeved ones with useless powers) we have the talent--nay, the *right*--to be able to produce large, metallic, multi- barreled firearms out of nowhere. They are usually loud, and produce cool effects and great explosions, and normally have absolutley no effect on the enemy. I think it's called the Cable Law.

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Yes, it is the (Nathan Askani'son Dayspring Summers) Cable Law of 1993 (ala Rob Liefeld). If you question the validity of this law, refer to the Forge Clause, section 8.1.2 ("At any time a mutant can join the X-teams, or any other mutant organization, and, above and beyond any regular talents that have been detected by Cerebro, also wield and invent large, ungainly, and super-powerful weapons that are never used").